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A tribute to Kitten's breasts

On the evening of February 24, 2000, Kitten accidentally (or so she says) used the Sarahcam to take a close-up picture of her breasts (although she was wearing (some) clothes). That was apparently the last picture taken before the Sarahcam was turned off, because it stayed there for several hours. Now the Kitten's Breasts Foundation is proud to honour this picture by presenting the original in all its glory, along with several modifications we made.

Since Kitten refuses to strip for the Sarahcam, this may be the most we ever see of Kitten's breasts. So let's make it count.

NEW! Kitten has been generous enough to contribue another breast picture for us to play with!

• The original:
  
• Stuff by me:
  1. swirlboob (some claim to see the figure of a woman amidst the swirled boobs)
  2. yellow (this one was Roy's idea)
  3. tux (a cheap rip-off of the linux chick)
  4. blue (just some odd blue stuff and fractal traces)
  5. lightning (behold the awesome power of breasts)
  6. pink (Kitten's breasts in a pink shirt in front of an extremely gimpy background)
  7. pixels (a cloudy pixelised background with brushed metal breasts (sorta))
  8. cartoon (a hand-drawn rendition of Kitten's breasts)
  9. hotkitten (so cool they're hot)
  10. strip (Kitten and Nansi pretend to strip)
  11. mirror (a horizontally flipped copy of the image layered over the original image with 50% opacity)
  12. spacekitten (Kittens in spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace)
  13. bigkitten (an odd image inspired by "1984" and "The Great Gatsby")
  14. gold (the golden queue. I just thought it looked cool)
  15. bumpfrac (the first modification of the new picture)
  16. mtv (fun with a TV card, part 1: Kitten's breasts on TRL! We love you Carson!!!!!!!!!111)
  17. daria (fun with a TV card, part 2: a modified Daria ad. I don't like this one.)
• Stuff by asterick:
  1. asterick (asterick's first contribution)
  2. 80sbreasts (Kitten's breasts as seen on MTV)
  3. bubbles (Kitten's breasts as seen through 7up)
  4. Struck (breasts from heaven?)
  5. activematrix (a weird thing)
  6. tunnelvision (I dunno.)
  7. superpink (pinkish shirt, pink bubbles background)
  8. waxart (waxy buildup)
  9. hippy (dude, that's pretty cracked out)
  10. hyperblu (it's hyper and it's blu)
  11. pr0n (is it pr0n?)
  12. audience (warning: this is extremely disturbing. I am not kidding.)
• Stuff by Sean:
  1. wanted (a wanted poster)
  2. ancient (a weird mosaicy thing)
  3. plastic (Kitten wrapped in plastic (a highly marketable idea))
  4. jj (Kitten's breasts rendered in the element succus)
  5. jeans (Kitten's breasts rendered in succus-200, with clouds in the background)
  6. bravo (fun with a TV card, part 3: Kitten being checked out by Johnny Bravo)
• Stuff by Lauren:
  1. romanek (based on the NIN "Perfect Drug" video)
  2. kitty (Hello Kitty stuff)
• Stuff by PyroP:
  1. chalkbreast (just what it sounds like)
  2. breastrix (cyberpunk breasts)
• Stuff by Terra:
  1. bigbreasts (water and stuff)

Text mode breastesses

BUT WAIT! What about our friends without graphical browsers? Do they not deserve Kitten's breasts as much as any of us? Of course they do! The Kitten's Breasts Foundation aims to provide Kitten's breasts to as many people as possible. Thus, thanks to the magic of aalib, we can offer text versions of the original Kitten's breasts image designed for the following resolutions:

• 80x25
• 80x50
• 160x64
• 160x128

If your favourite text mode resolution is not supported here, please email the Kitten's Breasts Foundation and we will attempt to rectify the situation.

What is the Kitten's Breasts Foundation?

The Kitten's Breasts Foundation, as the name suggests, is an organisation devoted to Kitten's breasts. Although this site is rather sparse now, some day we hope to be able to provide the maximum amount of information about Kitten's breasts to the masses. Because no one should have to live without Kitten's breasts.

• Scott Hammack
• Roy Keene
• Tody Collier
• Jessica Johnston
• asterick
• Sean Walters
• Lauren Lever
• PyroP
• Terra

Who is Kitten?

Thank you, Kitten's breasts, wherever you are.

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All of the images made by me were done with The GIMP (except the original, which was from a webcam).